At 3:47 PM on Sunday, December 7, 2008, the residents of 1605 Yarmouth Court reported a strange dinosaur-lizard in their backyard. The creature appeared to be dressed for the cold in a vintage Oshgosh-Bigosh jacket as it harassed the owners pets and moved stacked firewood around the area. While it didn't appear to be dangerous, no one was able to communicate with it, as it spoke a unique language that could only be described as broken English and Teridactal. After a while it was successfully captured by being lured inside by "hot chocolate with marshmallows". Intrigued by the offering, the dino-lizard spent the better part of the afternoon thawing from the cold and continuing to talk in it's garbled language. Only later did the residents discover it was their toddler.
(Note: There was also a dog wearing a sweater, but it was his choosing.)
1 comment:
you're so funny!
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