Automated Responses

Brian: "Roland, did you poop in your diaper?"
Roland: "Yes."
Brian: "Roland, where are you supposed to go poop?"
Roland: "In the toilette."
Brian: "Where did you poop?"
Roland: "In the toilette."
Brian: "No, where did you poop?" Showing the diaper...
Roland: "In the toilette."
Brian: "No, where did you poop?" Pointing at diaper...
Roland: "In the toilette."
Brian: "No, who's poop is this?" Holding up diaper...
Roland: "Aria's."
Brian: "No, this is your poop." Fighting a chuckle...
Roland: "I pooped in the toilette."
Brian: "No, you pooped in your diaper. When you need to go poop lets us know so we can take you to the toilette."

(Note: There actually was about 8 more rounds of "Where did you go poop?" with Roland answering every time, "In the toilette." This just further proves that we're just not quite there for the potty training. Good news, Aria pooped in her diaper today. Today was just a poopy day.)